An Apology - Straight from the executive suite, high atop Amtrek Center in Nutley, New Jersey:

Amtrek President and CEO Woodward P. Sanguine recently offered his sincere apology for the lack of updates to this official website. "Amtrek's friends and Guests deserve better," said Mr. Sanguine in a prepared statement. "There is simply no excuse for the shockingly dated condition of our corporate Web presence. If at the end of every day we can somehow find the time to mop up our derailments, we should also be able to provide timely content." Sanguine promised to take "decisive action" on this matter. An exact date for this "decisive action" has not been determined.