| In
today's exciting job market, change is the only constant. Traditional jobs
like buggy manufacturing and blacksmithing don’t hold the promise they
held only a mere century ago. But it's not all gloom and doom. There is a
huge groundswell in the field of toxic waste. Motivated waste
professionals with the right skills will replace y2k programmers as the
most sought-after commodity. Amtrek currently has an opening for a TOXIC
DUMPSITE FACILITATOR. The successful candidate will be responsible for
cleanup of heavily-contaminated sites in railyards and locomotive
maintenance shops. Should have experience in handling asbestos, PCBs and
raw sewage with your bare hands. Yes, toxic waste will rise to the surface
as one of the hottest growth careers for the ‘00s. Someone’s got to
clean up that slop and that someone can be you! |