We're optimizing all of our graphics in order to make the site faster loading and improve the overall Guest experience. Images will be reduced to approximately one-sixth the original file size, but will suffer no discernable loss in quality. (Note the side-by-side comparison below.) Eventually, the entire site will be converted. Right now, though, you may view a sneak preview of our work. (It was modified from our Rolling Stock and Real Estate Sale page.) Visit the low-bandwidth demo page.
BEFORE Bulky, high-bandwidth image	AFTER Svelte, low-bandwidth image

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