If you're looking for basic transportation and don't want the expense of conventional accomodations, we suggest you consider Amtrek's EconoBox Class. You'll love curling up in our compact wooden crate. And, you'll appreciate the relaxing solitude of EconoBox Class. Amenities include luxurious, all-natural straw padding and deluxe breathing holes. For your convenience, Amtrek offers tailgate delivery of passengers  to their destination. Econobox Class - Try it. It's Crate!
About the picture: This historical image depicts Henry "Box" Brown emerging from a shipping crate surrounded by men from the Underground Railroad. He shipped himself out of the South to escape slavery.

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